How to beat the heat

So I'll post some all in tips thing/pic. I've read it and I have noticed that I do most of these things and they do work. A lot of people ask me how I don't burn on the first hot day of summer while out at the beach or pool, and it's quite simple. It is explained below. However they just claim its cause most of my body hair blocks the sun... even though I'm not a yetti...so anyways have a read, could be beneficial to most.

I usually run into the water like something out of baywatch and where the fuck do I get myself some canned oxygen? I wonder if its expensive.