How to tie a scarf

So uh yeah... its winter. Even though it still fall to most of the rest of the world. It has been snowing up here since Oct 23rd, therefore it is scarf season. Most of these scarf tieing techniques are very similiar.

well I tried.

How to laundry

Now I don't know much about laundry, I don't even do it that often. I'm a do it once every 2 weeks kind of laundry guy. Anyway I found this how to, of course I didn't read it cause I'm a grown ass man and I do what I want. However if you choose to actually read it all the power to ya. I skimmed over it and I guess my parents did an alright job raising because I think its mostly common sense.

will probably have to click to enlarge

Well I tried. Thanks Obama.

How to tie a bow tie

I'm not one for wearing bow ties. I don't own any. I would like to try it out one day, once. So here is a guide to tieing a bow tie.

I should go for a topless cruise. Good luck.

How to Roll sleeves up

Now I know this is simple stuff and everyone should know how to do this however I have found a guide to it. So here ya go and try it out. I'm gonna try it out.

seems legit. Or you can always just rip them off with bear hands. Be a man.

How to flush the toilet properly

It's real simple stuff however millions of Americans seem to fuck this up. On a regular basis, so next time any one of ya'll are on your phone and forget how toilets work, be sure to visit this site to view this guide below. shit heads.

Quit fucking this shit up. I think I have glaucoma... I don't even know what it is.

Just going to post some random gif's

So I've been some what busy, got a new place. About a 2hours away. So since I haven't really posted anything in a long time enjoy these random gif's

I don't even know anymore. I do need some cash though. Banks give me money for being awesome.

Reason to use a handkerchief

Haven't update this blog in a while. I think at least a month. A lot has to do with me getting right lazy. So I finally worked some balls up and here is some protips and reasons on why to have a handkerchief.

I should start doing this... even though  I usually have something of its equivalents in my jeep.  Will I post more... sure, slowly.

How tipping works?

So like many people I generally always leave a tip. Good or bad service. Doesn't really matter. The reason when I don't leave a tip behind is when I have no change in my pocket and I fuck up on the debit machine and press okay too many times. Those damn machines are like shitty game-boys. Anyways here is some sort of chart... which I don't even know who made and based on which facts. I usually tip 15%, I also just found out that 10% is socially acceptable too.

well I guess thats where they got that info

mfw after all these decades of over tipping

drunk tips are usually more generous.

5 more interesting human body facts(or Part 2)

So here is 5 more interesting human body facts. These are the rest that I have and will not probably have anymore for a bit. I should probably try university or a more books and find more. But I'm lazy tired and its..wait is it really Wednesday, hah not bad. Anyways Check it out.

More interesting (not necessarily human body) posts coming up shortly.

5 interesting human body facts(Part 1)

I've got about 10 of em, so I'll post 5 now and 5 later on. They're quite the read but interesting.

I guess I am in the 15% since my nose is so big.

people smell these things? what in the fuck...

still have some time to kill before hockey.

Success vs unsuccess

Here is a quick pic showing the main difference in things/ways people do/think that generally makes one successful and the other a loser fag. Pic below.

Don't really know how credible this is anymore due to the spelling errors.

 That about sums its up. Unsuccessful people are such fags. Anyway, time so supper. fuck yeah!

Cutlery lay out

Ever go to one of those dinners and their is a shit load of cutlery and plates and shit everywhere and you're just like "I just want some damn cake."  Well below is a lil lay out of what what is. Have a look.

Personally, I could get by with just a knife. cheers.

What to do while bored at work?

The pen & pencil shooter. So lets say you are actually at work and bored and you don't know what do. Check this gif out. It shows you how to make a work/school/office place weapon. Its pretty cool. I would make it at work but I am usually busy or on a smoke break.

It's animated. Or it should be.

Thanks for the visit.

Pizza box hack

Now I haven't tried this, nor do I plan to cause like really who has pizza left overs nowadays anyway.  But it is still pretty cool. I am not sure if you need a special box or if you can do it with any box. I'm thinking its some sort of special box with this soul design behind it. Its quite clever and I actually watched the gif a couple times cause I was in disbelief.

mind = blown.

Log stove

So lets say you are out in the wilderness, away from the internet and you've got a frying pan handy. You want to fry up some fish that you just caught in this lil trap you set up below. Grab chain saw and cut up a log. fill it with some kindling, pack it in the center and light. It should burn at a consistent rate so you can fry up your fish.

Be a man. Cheers to more beers.

How to induce a miscarriage

I don't know if this works nor will I try it, but I will post it on the web and then maybe someone else can try it. If it works or doesn't work leave a comment below.

Seems legit.

How to tie a trinity knot? (w/ diagram)

I'm a fan of ties, even though I don't really get the chance or occasion to wear them all the time. Usually too busy growing a beard or playing hockey. Anyway I present to you this diagram I found on the trinity knot. Easter is coming so try it out. Link to Eldredge Knot here.

It looks pretty easy.

and here is the end product. I don't think this colours match

Happy hump day.

How to make witty cups?

Lame title is lame. But yeah it's quite simple to make you're own design on a cup. Just get a sharpie, write whatever. Stick it in the oven. Step 4: ??? but step 5 = profit!

Simple stuff.

How to build a kitchen Garden?

So I take it I have a lot of people that view this great site from Africa... and as in a lot I mean probably zero. However don't you worry about a thing, because below I will post how to build a kitchen garden, step by step in 1 single picture. That's how I roll. I'm betting this could work in any backyard too. It would be cool though to have one right by the kitchen window so you can just throw the scraps out the window.

Thanks guy from Uganda, I would send you a cow but they are not cheap.

Good luck and cheers.

How to beat the heat

So I'll post some all in tips thing/pic. I've read it and I have noticed that I do most of these things and they do work. A lot of people ask me how I don't burn on the first hot day of summer while out at the beach or pool, and it's quite simple. It is explained below. However they just claim its cause most of my body hair blocks the sun... even though I'm not a yetti...so anyways have a read, could be beneficial to most.

I usually run into the water like something out of baywatch and where the fuck do I get myself some canned oxygen? I wonder if its expensive.

Dumpster Diving Symbols

I don't know anyone who does this or how or why people even came up for a code for this sort of stuff. But I guess it exists so I will share this junk with you.

so yeah... good pickin'

How to make fireworks

Well I don't think there are any firework holidays around anytime soon so I figure I'll post a small guide to how to make fireworks anyways. It looks like a bad idea so lets git ir dun.

seems legit.

How to be a pirate

Probably the best guide I have found to date on how to be a pirate. It's quite simple, just takes some balls. Much like most awesome things in today's world.

Are you a bad enough dude to pirate? arrgghhh

How to brew up some beer?

Since it is Friday, and I know y'all are looking for activities to do during the weekend, below is a quick guide on how to brew up some beer. Beer is delicious, and well if I didn't make enough to buy my own I would definately brew some up instead.

right click download if you can't see the words for ants.

Cheers.

How to troll drivers with intersection lights

Feeling extra lazy today, mainly because it is Sunday. I don't usually do much on Sundays. So here is a trolling guide for intersection lights. I still haven't tried this and I probably will not try it, not today atleast.

If anyone tries this and it works leave a message in the comments. cheers.

How to summon a succubus

Because, why not? Everyone knows its just bs but here's a little info guide. For those that want to dabble in the paranormal.

Probably will need to click it. Good luck, let me know if it works.

How to make a foxhole radio

This has probably been on the internet since WW2, cause the internet has been around for that long... So below is a quick how to build a foxhole radio. I should use my free time today during my holiday and build one. Even though I don't know what to expect I'll hear, maybe some beeps and boops. In all honesty I can see myself doing anything productive today, but don't let that stop you.

might have to right click save this one.

apparently you need a window to make this work...

Employment Tips

I may not have the best job, but I have always had a job since I have been legally allowed to work(14 in Canada). Over the years I have gone to plenty of interviews and well most of them suck, and the ones you think you kill you usually do but it back fires on ya cause they notice that you are over qualified. Which leads to not getting the job. The best thing I can offer is just be yourself, but presentable self, not drunk self. Anyways below is some stats I guess. Have a look.

I hope this has zoom

Some good advice in that pic too, I find it to be common sense but a lot of people especially dem college folks don't have a clue.

Hand Signals for close range engagement

Everyone has probably seen this already but if you haven't here it is. The standardized hand signals for close range engagement guide.  I am betting that you'll have to right click and save to actually read it. Most of these hand signals are obvious. At least in my opinion.

brap! brap! cheers.

Ways to lace up

I think Ive got my shoes laced up like the ladder

People usually notice if you have you shoes laced up abnormally.

How to hop a fence

I do it slightly differently and it also depends on the type of fence. I've lost many foes while running away on those fences that look like this on the top:

the guys hand would get stuck one of those, good times. So the small info pic can help u hop these bad boys easily.

might need to right click and save to view this one

however if the fence looks like this:

then you could just put your stomach on it and roll forward and kind of like flip your body onto your feet. Don't have to waste as much energy getting that leg up to like your shoulder.

cheers.