BATMAN Workout! Naa na nanan nanana naa

Haven't done this in ages, however really spending too much money on my jeep so lets get some reposted crap back up on the internets.

So if you're bored infront of the tv, try it out. I usually do these cause can't afford the gym... However for all you cool folk that still come by here once in a while. I really appreciate it. Thanks!

How to build a sofa fort

It is pretty easy and straight forward, so I stole this pic from some site. Don't even remember from which one now. But yeah be sure to add some blankets and shit. It will add to the effect and make it more sofa-king awesome!

How to tie a scarf

So uh yeah... its winter. Even though it still fall to most of the rest of the world. It has been snowing up here since Oct 23rd, therefore it is scarf season. Most of these scarf tieing techniques are very similiar.

well I tried.

How to laundry

Now I don't know much about laundry, I don't even do it that often. I'm a do it once every 2 weeks kind of laundry guy. Anyway I found this how to, of course I didn't read it cause I'm a grown ass man and I do what I want. However if you choose to actually read it all the power to ya. I skimmed over it and I guess my parents did an alright job raising because I think its mostly common sense.

will probably have to click to enlarge

Well I tried. Thanks Obama.

How to tie a bow tie

I'm not one for wearing bow ties. I don't own any. I would like to try it out one day, once. So here is a guide to tieing a bow tie.

I should go for a topless cruise. Good luck.

How to Roll sleeves up

Now I know this is simple stuff and everyone should know how to do this however I have found a guide to it. So here ya go and try it out. I'm gonna try it out.

seems legit. Or you can always just rip them off with bear hands. Be a man.

How to flush the toilet properly

It's real simple stuff however millions of Americans seem to fuck this up. On a regular basis, so next time any one of ya'll are on your phone and forget how toilets work, be sure to visit this site to view this guide below. shit heads.

Quit fucking this shit up. I think I have glaucoma... I don't even know what it is.

Just going to post some random gif's

So I've been some what busy, got a new place. About a 2hours away. So since I haven't really posted anything in a long time enjoy these random gif's

I don't even know anymore. I do need some cash though. Banks give me money for being awesome.

Reason to use a handkerchief

Haven't update this blog in a while. I think at least a month. A lot has to do with me getting right lazy. So I finally worked some balls up and here is some protips and reasons on why to have a handkerchief.

I should start doing this... even though  I usually have something of its equivalents in my jeep.  Will I post more... sure, slowly.

How tipping works?

So like many people I generally always leave a tip. Good or bad service. Doesn't really matter. The reason when I don't leave a tip behind is when I have no change in my pocket and I fuck up on the debit machine and press okay too many times. Those damn machines are like shitty game-boys. Anyways here is some sort of chart... which I don't even know who made and based on which facts. I usually tip 15%, I also just found out that 10% is socially acceptable too.

well I guess thats where they got that info

mfw after all these decades of over tipping

drunk tips are usually more generous.

5 more interesting human body facts(or Part 2)

So here is 5 more interesting human body facts. These are the rest that I have and will not probably have anymore for a bit. I should probably try university or a more books and find more. But I'm lazy tired and its..wait is it really Wednesday, hah not bad. Anyways Check it out.

More interesting (not necessarily human body) posts coming up shortly.

5 interesting human body facts(Part 1)

I've got about 10 of em, so I'll post 5 now and 5 later on. They're quite the read but interesting.

I guess I am in the 15% since my nose is so big.

people smell these things? what in the fuck...

still have some time to kill before hockey.

Success vs unsuccess

Here is a quick pic showing the main difference in things/ways people do/think that generally makes one successful and the other a loser fag. Pic below.

Don't really know how credible this is anymore due to the spelling errors.

 That about sums its up. Unsuccessful people are such fags. Anyway, time so supper. fuck yeah!

Cutlery lay out

Ever go to one of those dinners and their is a shit load of cutlery and plates and shit everywhere and you're just like "I just want some damn cake."  Well below is a lil lay out of what what is. Have a look.

Personally, I could get by with just a knife. cheers.

What to do while bored at work?

The pen & pencil shooter. So lets say you are actually at work and bored and you don't know what do. Check this gif out. It shows you how to make a work/school/office place weapon. Its pretty cool. I would make it at work but I am usually busy or on a smoke break.

It's animated. Or it should be.

Thanks for the visit.

Pizza box hack

Now I haven't tried this, nor do I plan to cause like really who has pizza left overs nowadays anyway.  But it is still pretty cool. I am not sure if you need a special box or if you can do it with any box. I'm thinking its some sort of special box with this soul design behind it. Its quite clever and I actually watched the gif a couple times cause I was in disbelief.

mind = blown.

Log stove

So lets say you are out in the wilderness, away from the internet and you've got a frying pan handy. You want to fry up some fish that you just caught in this lil trap you set up below. Grab chain saw and cut up a log. fill it with some kindling, pack it in the center and light. It should burn at a consistent rate so you can fry up your fish.

Be a man. Cheers to more beers.

How to induce a miscarriage

I don't know if this works nor will I try it, but I will post it on the web and then maybe someone else can try it. If it works or doesn't work leave a comment below.

Seems legit.

How to tie a trinity knot? (w/ diagram)

I'm a fan of ties, even though I don't really get the chance or occasion to wear them all the time. Usually too busy growing a beard or playing hockey. Anyway I present to you this diagram I found on the trinity knot. Easter is coming so try it out. Link to Eldredge Knot here.

It looks pretty easy.

and here is the end product. I don't think this colours match

Happy hump day.

How to make witty cups?

Lame title is lame. But yeah it's quite simple to make you're own design on a cup. Just get a sharpie, write whatever. Stick it in the oven. Step 4: ??? but step 5 = profit!

Simple stuff.