Pepper spray or mace

or whatever it is called or you want to call it. The pro tip is don't use it while running forward. Even though it might look fun and funny doing it.

lol

Its actually probably best if you don't do this with any spray to be honest.

How to be a boss

I found these pics on my comp while attempting to clean it. So I will post em on here. Enjoy.

How to tie a keffiyah

A quick how to tie post. I probably should make my own content and post it on here but instead I'll just repost some old pic. I think its from militarymorons.com or something like that.

hah it is. good on em.

This pic above taught me how to tie one. They're pretty warm too.

Invention Protip #4

So I came up with this invention idea while at work. I'll call it the touchless screwdriver. It like a screwdriver but instead of turning the handle you just press a button and it screws in. I don't exactly know how it works. Probably something to do with resonant frequencies, some sort of Tesla things. Anyways here is a video. The quality is pretty bad, 720whatever. But as you can see the screw does tighten.

So have a look and try to explain whats going on. But just think of all the applications something like that can be used on. cheers.

Picking up chicks Protip #3

I don't know! Why am I even making a post about this? Best way though, "right click, save" It's that easy.  Or you can just try that romancing stuff. Heard that works. Apparently I'm not good at it either. So the protip is just be attractive and well lower your standards.

unless your spider-man.

Work Protip #2

Work, everyone does it. Its not necessarily hard. It's actually quite simple. However if you use the wrong tools or equipment or gear or whatever it makes it alot more difficult. So the protip is use the right tools.

this right here is a pic of my work desk, it is in FINE shape.