Assassins creed

If you're ever in the assassin market you'll probably need weapons just to make things quick and easy. Unless of course your all messed up and like torturing people, which is horrible. So below is a quick guide on making some sort of wrist knife shooter....yeah.

you should be able to zoom on this

And in other news honey lemon tea cures everything, except emotional feels. cheers.

Morse Code

I am not to sure how to exactly use morse code. Didn't quite get the oppurtunity to learn while in school so below is a pic of how morse code works. Or something...

so uh yeah... I'm gonna take up morse coding, fuck texting.

Handshake 101

Another quick post which will most likely be explained with a pic.

If you shake peoples hand like this, you are an asshole. So check out the guide below

improve your hand shaking money making abilities right away

its that easy, cheers.

Packing post

So busy with not doing anything productive so here are some helpful tip pics, these one have to do with packing up. Have a look.

Hacking pop machines?

So these pics have been circulating the internet for a while now. I still haven't tried them out so I cannot confirm. If you have tried these out and it works let me know in comments. I'll try it out eventually, and now I'll be able to check the guide from my phone.

seems legit

didn't even know I had this one.

Cheers.

Laughter

Laughter, it's always a pro, unless you are the one being laughed at. In which case whatever its still probably funny. I don't mind being laughed at anymore. Anyways everyone should laugh more so here's a funny gif. I shouldn't laugh at it, but damn I laughed far too much at this.

So the protip is don't laugh at people, unless there is nothing else to do. I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

Good advice duck?

I don't know the actual name of these meme, but here are some more helpful tips and a repetitive picture of a duck.

well that was kinda long.

Pepper spray or mace

or whatever it is called or you want to call it. The pro tip is don't use it while running forward. Even though it might look fun and funny doing it.

lol

Its actually probably best if you don't do this with any spray to be honest.

How to be a boss

I found these pics on my comp while attempting to clean it. So I will post em on here. Enjoy.

How to tie a keffiyah

A quick how to tie post. I probably should make my own content and post it on here but instead I'll just repost some old pic. I think its from militarymorons.com or something like that.

hah it is. good on em.

This pic above taught me how to tie one. They're pretty warm too.

Invention Protip #4

So I came up with this invention idea while at work. I'll call it the touchless screwdriver. It like a screwdriver but instead of turning the handle you just press a button and it screws in. I don't exactly know how it works. Probably something to do with resonant frequencies, some sort of Tesla things. Anyways here is a video. The quality is pretty bad, 720whatever. But as you can see the screw does tighten.

So have a look and try to explain whats going on. But just think of all the applications something like that can be used on. cheers.

Picking up chicks Protip #3

I don't know! Why am I even making a post about this? Best way though, "right click, save" It's that easy.  Or you can just try that romancing stuff. Heard that works. Apparently I'm not good at it either. So the protip is just be attractive and well lower your standards.

unless your spider-man.

Work Protip #2

Work, everyone does it. Its not necessarily hard. It's actually quite simple. However if you use the wrong tools or equipment or gear or whatever it makes it alot more difficult. So the protip is use the right tools.

this right here is a pic of my work desk, it is in FINE shape.

Bloggin Protips #1

Don't post violence, or adult content. Apparently some people don't like awesome things like that. So here is an example of something everyone can love, amirite?

Love and Peace. Cheers.

Chess Tip

The knight pawn in chess can visit each square on the chess board exactly once. Below is a .gif showing this.

Hmm...just noticed that the starting point isn't necessarily the starting point of a knight in a regular game. Well this has ended up becoming a fail post. Cheers.

1st post, Welcome Post.

So started a new blog, and this one is about general life tips, which in most cases will probably not be the best. They won't be the best cause I'm not the best at giving advice.  I'll try to post some pics with tips and one liners and random instructions to random tools/bikes/cars.

Here is a small example of what is to come.

Also, another protip along my life of fail is when your first blog turns out to be kinda weak then just start a new, Google is a master at the art of suggestion. They practically want you to make more blogs.

now thats a way to make an exit. Cheers